DAY FIVE!

D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
1 strip turkey bacon
Non-fat milk
Coffee

Lunch:
Veggie omelet w/cheese and some sour cream
The tiniest side of fruit
Oh brother - two bites of some pita bread, and 5 or 6 pieces of home fries when no one was looking. At least I didn't eat the two buttery english muffins that were sitting on my plate and talking to me. The nooks and crannies looked like tiny little mouths. "Eeeeat me. Eat me!"

Dinner:
Three cream cheese crab wontons
Brown rice, and a little bit of white
Sesame chicken


Misc:
The must unsatisfying, mealy, bland peach; and some almonds.
Two Twix after work
Phish Food ice cream
Popcorn



M

Breakfast:
Chocolate Cake Just a small piece
Diet Coke

Lunch:
Pecan Chicken Salad with 2 small, little, tiny pieces of Pita bread
Diet Coke

Dinner:
Three cream cheese crab wontons
Brown rice, and a little bit of white
Sesame chicken
Warm Saki

Misc:
A dark chocolate York
Dove Rasberry and Chocolate icecream Chocolate is a must when watching a movie titled, "Live Flesh"! (Gosh! Now people are going to think we were watching porn together! Could you at least have mentioned that "Live Flesh" is an Almodovar film?)
Popcorn

• D! I'm sorry, but I thought I would eat chocolate this morning instead of tonight, to balance the shock to my system! I will be good tonight, you will see! However, I am so impressed with you! YOU ARE MY HERO, D!
• M - don't think that by deflecting attention from yourself to me by means of praise and flattery that what you have done is any less wrong.
• D- How could you say that?! You know I think you are amazing- especially since you are taking me shopping tonight and your gonna feed me chocolate!