DAY THIRTEEN!

D

Breakfast:
Whole wheat honey bagel w/honey almond cream cheese
Black coffee

Lunch:
Leftover orange peel chicken
Cottage cheese

Dinner:
Greek salad w/potato salad on the bottom

Misc:
Non-fat, white chocolate raspberry latte


M

Breakfast:
Diet Coke

Lunch:
Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips I know, I know...but i was starving from moving!
Medley of Chinese food - the same...this food sustained us for quite awhile...those Chinese know what they're doing!

Dinner:
Greek salad w/potato salad on the bottom
Cabernet Savingon

Misc:
A chocolate frappicino- Which in my defense I thought would have been a hot chocolate- I am not Starbuck's savy like some people!

DAY TWELEVE! (Has this been spelled wrong all day?)

D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
1 piece of turkey bacon
Milk
Coffee
A Snickers bar Now the egg is on your face! (Hello, today is the free day! Rhonda told me to tell you "Get over it you sick fuck.")

Lunch:
Sub w/turkey, bacon, roast beef
A Chunky bar (It was so gross. I wanted more chocolate so I went to the store after lunch, but their Dove bars taste like perfume and have been there since July - so I got a Chunky, because I'd already had a Snickers and i wanted like, pure chocolate. I'm disappointed with myself, and I wish that I had just waited till after work to get something because now I'm done for the day, and really the week).

Dinner:
Two coconut shrimp
Orange peel chicken

Misc:
Pistachios
Popcorn
*Overall today was not the best. The free meal kind of turned into the free day. I had every intention to blog about this but I feel like I've already gone through the motions and processed this in my head enough for one day - so I'll leave it at that. Bad monkey.


M

Breakfast:
Pepperidge Farm Cinnamin Raisin Bread
1/2 Banana

Lunch:
Philly Cheesteak

Dinner:
Another medley of Chinese food:
Kung Pao Chicken
Terrikayi Chicken
Vegetable LoMein
Coke - It was all we had!
Misc:
Sugar free toffee
Sugar free York Mint Patty

• D! Don't fall off the wagon completely now! We only have 7 days left! I wanna see you sweat this weekend!

DAY ELEVEN!

D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal Old faithful! Steady & True!
1 piece of turkey bacon
Milk
Coffee

Lunch:
Salad w/lite ranch
Veggie patty w/tomato and cheese, and half a packet of mayo and mustard

Dinner:
Pork chops
Sweetened coconut goo from the Dominican Republic (probably a violation of the challenge)

Misc:
Pistachios
Wasabi peas



M

Breakfast:
Grape Nuts cereal with Golden Raisins
1/8 cup 2% Milk

Lunch:
Chicken with Bergnais sauce
Little Peas

Dinner:
1 Big Slim Jim
1 1/2 Amberbauch's Terrible! I know! I know!

Misc:
Baby Carrots

PICTURES!










JUST STAYING WITH THE THEME HERE.

HMM.

OH YEAH, MAMA LIKE.

NOTHING MAKES THESE KIDS MORE CONTENT THAN A GOOD HAPPY MEAL.












LET THAT FAT MAMA SING!




















SO GROSS - SORRY! I JUST HAD TO! YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT'S MOTIVATING!

DAY TEN!

D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
1 piece of turkey bacon
Milk
Coffee

Lunch:
Salad (lettuce, pecan, chicken, avocado, honey dijon dressing)
Omelet (eggs, cheese, bacon, avocado)
NO PITA BREAD, POTATOS, OR ENGLISH MUFFINS

Dinner:

Misc:



M

Breakfast:
Banana Atonement for the sins of last night!
Diet Coke

Lunch:
Salad (lettuce, pecan, chicken, avocado, honey dijon dressing)
Omelet (eggs, cheese, bacon, avocado)
D! I love sharing food with you! Let's do this always!
Congratulations on resisting the sweet, sweet temptation of eating that pita bread. Let the record show that this is just for 18 days - not life. Because life without carbs would be impossible. Merci D! You too! Way to go!

Dinner:
Green Giant frozen peas, carrots and broccoli mix with alfredo sauce

DAY NINE!
YEAH BABY! Mama likes! --------->
D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
1 piece of turkey bacon
Milk
Coffee

Lunch:
Salad w/ranch dressing (When I went to steal a plastic fork from the cafe nearby they didn't have any, so I took some chop sticks instead - thus proving Fran's theory that I'm turning Asianese, oh yes I'm turning Asianese. I really think so. Shout out to my homegirl in H-Town. What what)
One green apple w/garlic hummus - surpsingly complementary tastes

Dinner:
Leftover 6 oz. steak
Portobello mushrooms
Cottage cheese

Misc:
Strawberries and shelled pistachios (definitely more than 8 this time)
Wasabi coated green peas (MMM MMM GOOD! I was scared to try this new crunchy snack, but let me tell you people - I am in loooove. Also technically helps me meet my Asian cuisine quota)
Around dinner - more nuts, more peas
Non-fat caramel macchiato (I had to put some sugar in it)



M

Breakfast:
Grape Nuts Cereal with golden raisins
2% Milk
Diet Coke

Lunch:
Chicken Sonoma Salad (chicken, roman, bleu cheese, tomato, peppers, balsmic vinegrette)

Dinner:
Chicken Marsala with roasted veggies
An Olive Garden Breadstick- I know! Shame, Shame, Shame...I've got the egg on my face! But I will be good tomorrow. (PATHETIC)

Misc:
An apple

• D! I just realized something today! 9 is half of 18! We are half way through the 18 day challenge! WHOOPEE! YEAH! SUPER! GENIAL! MORTEL! You are doing amazing! Keep it up! Keep it up!
• D! What's up with the picture! That's the ugliest asian picture I've ever seen! At least gimme something with alittle more pizzaz and class- like the asain girl from the movie Full Metal Jacket!- and you could burn calories while you are prostituting yourself! Just a suggestion!

DAY EIGHT!

D

Breakfast:
Oatmeal
2 pieces of turkey bacon (me so hungy)
Milk
Coffee

Lunch:
Salad
Big ass bowl of broccoli cheddar
Banana pudding (but really only four bites)

Dinner:
Santa Fe chicken sausage
Two eggs over easy
Orange Juice

Misc:
One small puny kiwi
Almonds
8 pistachios (Whaaaa?)



M

Breakfast:
Banana craving that potassium!
Raisin Bran I have been spelling Raisin wrong for the last five days! (Sorry, I noticed but kept forgetting to tell you) Time to get a new cereal!
2% Milk

Lunch:
Salad with nuts and dried fruit..mmmm! yum! Would have gotten but a frozen yogurt too...but the machine was broken!...I took it as a sign from God that I shouldn't have eaten it!

Dinner:
5 baby carrots
8 pistachios (Ehhhhhhhhhhh???? We must be cosmic twins! )
2 leftover shrimp from Liang's

Misc:
Drank water like a camel today! (Way to go! Keep it up)

DAY SEVEN!

D
Breakfast:
Whole wheat honey bagel w/honey almond cream cheese (GIGGIDY!)

Lunch:
6 oz. of steak
Vegetable medley
Creamy onion soup
(Okay, so normally I wouldn't eat this behemoth of a lunch but I ate it pretty late in the day and it was almost dinner so I figured it was best to eat the larger meal at this point)

Dinner:
Green apple
Garlic hummus
Cottage cheese




M

Breakfast:
English muffin with Strawberry Jam
Apple Juice

Lunch:
Spicy Peanut Chicken Broquette (Oh, I thought you were saying brisket, which would be a strange Jew thing to serve at a Pan-Asian restaurant)
1/2 bowl of Corn Crab Soup
Diet Coke

Dinner:
2 eggs with cheese and salsa